Born with a silver bomb in my mouth

Now, Hyderabad: yet another bomb blast. Another set of people sent to heaven under the “Tatkal” scheme of the Holy Jehad. Terrorism was meant to be there for a symbolic purpose. To threaten and bring to knees a government, a religious group or an organization, by a spectacular and sudden display of gore and deathly intent. But the frequency with which these bombings are happening, it won’t be long before people stop caring for these bombings. Terror will become a misnomer in these attacks.
Terror will become so normal that deaths resulting from it would be deemed Natural. The Census organization will just add this to their mortality factor and the terrorists will be left scratching their heads. Imagine terrorists bombing the New Delhi railway station and Manmohan Singh yawning in his message to the nation and announcing a republic day parade appearance for those who miraculously escaped being killed, as compensation. It is indeed going to come to that. People will start having 8-9 children keeping a factor of 40% - 60% to be lost to bombings. Families not losing any of their members to bomb blasts for 10 years in a row, will be accused of sedition and siding with the terrorists, and sentenced to be killed by bombing.
Now, the infrastructure:
Instead of fire hydrants and electric poles, we will have land mines and dynamite sticks installed all over the towns and villages. Airtel and BSNL will install towers all throughout India with Nokia introducing a special button on all its Cell phones to facilitate remote detonations of bombs and mines. A roaming facility will also be introduced, wherein a certain Mr Hakla Memon on a business trip to Dodda in Kashmir would be able to detonate bombs at Malleswaram in Bangalore, paying only nominal extra charges. Incoming Calls: As incoming calls would inadvertently result in death due to explosion of the consumer, they will not be charged.
IIMs would introduce a two year PGDBM (Post Graduate Diploma in Dead Body Management) – Future DB managers will be taught how to best make money by selling, and reusing organs retrieved from the dead bodies. The rest of the remains would be used to make human coats for pet dogs and race horses.
Sotheby’s would auction famous severed heads, which would hang in the living rooms of the top terrorists. Imagine a roaring Bush face with two wooden horns in Osama’s living room!
Famous Supermodels like Naomi Campbell would walk down the ramp, having only one leg, with the other one (lost in a blast) replaced by an exotic false leg made of Paris Hilton’s hand!

The following jobs will remain for people depending on their availability of organs,

Two hands – Beggars/ Body scratchers (for itch-infected people without hands)
One hand missing – Software Engineers cum part-time body scratchers
Both hands missing and head intact – Surgeons
Both hands and head missing – Managers
Dead people/ Ghosts – Politicians

As of now, I am fit only for the Body scratcher job! Anybody with an itch???